October 28, 2003

FUZZITY FUZZ FUZZ DICK POOP MOTHERFUZZER!

What the fuzz, man. Why is everybody having car trouble...INCLUDING ME!!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? Maybe I'm overreacting, maybe not. I haven't had my car for even 2 MONTHS, and already it has died on me...TWICE! I think my wilted dead flower was a sign. It's not cool, not cool at all. Things I've learned tonight: the difference between the battery and the alternator, tow trucks need 8' clearance, Officer Mendonza is a super nice cop, I have caring and concerned co-workers, and McKenna Motors sucks. THE END.

Posted by Mollie Gamo at October 28, 2003 11:04 PM