What is the perfect way to cap off your perfectly crappy week? Answer: Have somebody plow into your new car. Yes. Okay, maybe it wasn't as bad as that, but either way, it happened. Some rat bastard decided he wanted to change lanes regardless of the fact that i was right there in the lane next to him. NNNOOO! I can't believe it! I know, I know....at least nobody got hurt and the damage isn't too bad, but STILL! I HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE'S PAINT ON MY CAR! My bebay! DOH! I'm so mad.
I didn't catch much of the American Music Awards...however, I was fortunate enough to hear the narcoleptic Jimmy Kimmel say this:
"Before we continue, I have a promotional announcement to make. All guests of the American Music Awards stay at the Paris Hilton."
Nice.
Okay, maybe not 12, but at the most 15. Erin and I went to see LOVE ACTUALLY the other night and as we handed our tickets to the gal (who, herself, looked at most 18), she says, "Oh, hey guys. I need to see your IDs." (Utter shock) Are you kidding me? I know the movie is rated R, but c'mon! I look that young!? I was amused, but not. Basically, it was ricockulous. All those who think I really do look under 17, comment with an "I."
"You know what I find as weird, kind of, Ally? People pay money for clothes, okay? But shouldn't it be, like, a free necessity like water-because you need it?" - Jaime Lee Gleicher to Ally Hilfiger on Rich Girls
...You can't see me, but I'm shaking my head right now.
Dude...Dude. Went to White Lotus tonight and who was freestylin'? The one and only MC Hammer....it's Hammer time!