gamo*phi parade

NO...I don't want to die a virgin!

I went hiking yesterday and I almost stepped on a snake. Sometimes I like to overreact and so I started to make a big fuss about it, all the while thinking it was actually kinda cool. Then it was brought to my attention that it was a rattle snake. Um, yeah. A bebe rattle snake. (!) It was all fun and games until I saw that little rattle on its tail-end. It took us forever to get passed it and I must say, legitimately, the boys we were with are INSANE! There they were, snapping photos and trying to move it with a stick! DOH! "Oh, it's just a bebe. It can't do anything..." Little did they realize (well, I didn't exactly either, but Cara told me later that day) that bebe rattle snakes are even more dangerous because their venom is more potent. AH! I could have died...seriously. Another brush with death...the adventure never ends with Mollie Gamo...

...Unless you're a punk ass radio station...excuse my language. I concluded my affiliation with the station yesterday when I picked up my last check and turned in my keys. When I got to my box, I noticed my name tag was no longer there. They wasted no time. The ricockulous thing is that the name tag of another girl who quit WAS there. They made sure to get rid of my box, but not hers. What the fuzz? I thought about it further and I can't believe the way my boss reacted when I quit. All he had to say to me was "okay." There wasn't a single "thank you" or "we'll miss you"....nothing. Fuzz that. I played the game of politician when I quit, but he failed to play along. He didn't say anything. And through all that...through all the hard work and dedication I gave to the station, this is his send off to me in the weekend email...

"Mollie Gamo has left KZLA to devote more time to her full time job at Sony Pictures, Mollie gave us what little free time she had and I appreciate it! Thanks Mol... good luck and hey just remember if they need a big goofy white guy for some part...:)"

...Yeah, I WON'T be thinking of you. He had the nerve to add that last part! (I'm shaking my head right now.) I took the liberty of bolding the word "little." How fuzzing snide of him. Screw that. Screw KZLA.