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Are Uhmericans that LAZY?

Did you know that 50% of Uhmericans don't wash their hands after going to the restroom? Yeah...they're called men.

I just got an inside tip that someone here in this office was brushing his teeth and pissing at the same time. As comfortable as the word is, I use the word piss because let's face it...guys don't pee, they piss. Now, I can be somewhat understanding about peeing and brushing at the same time...it's all aboot time management. However, I was not aware until today that urinals are not the best invention ever. Apparently there is splashage. Gross #1. It's different for girls. It's in the pot. It's all under there. No spillage. But you know, when I do do this, I always wash my hands afterwards. I'm really careful that once there is contact with my hands...I don't continue brushing. I finish my business and wash my hands. Then, I continue brushing. I think it's fair to say that's not so gross. However, this man here...he was brushing with one hand and pissing with the other. When he was done, he did not wash his hands. Gross #2. Even worse, he used the thumb of his pissing hand to brush off the left over toothpaste from his toothbrush...eeeewww! Gross #3. I think I'm going to barf. I cannot look at this guy in the same way. It's disgusting. EVERYONE needs to wash their hands after using the restroom. I don't understand how some people, especially men, can think that it's ok...that it's just a part of them...no different than an arm or whatever. YOU'RE WRONG. That stuff's dirty! I keep thinking about this man though. He's the same guy who is always rummaging through the refrigerador. I'm never using that fridge again.