You know those times when you're speaking and for some unexplicable reason you mumble jumble your words and you end up saying something stupid like I love you...whoops, no, sorry...love that song...I mean you end up saying something stupid like "batadase" instead of "database"...or sometimes you won't fully enunciate the word and so it'll come out as "skip" instead of "script". Yeah, like that. Usually, you catch yourself as you're saying it and you immediately correct yourself and move on with what you're saying...
Well, today, we were listening to Captain Cardio's* voicemail on speaker and the woman leaving the message was talking about returning scripts to us. She wanted to give us the titles, and so she did..."I have Last First Clit - Kiss...(pause that seemed to last an eternity)...and...(another pause)...Closer...(yet another long pause)...so just give me a call (spoken slowly and uncertain)"...yada yada yada. Yeah. Captain Cardio and I looked at each other and just busted out laughing. Did we hear right? Oh yes. I can just picture her eyes growing wide with realization of what she just said. Let me insert some mind dialogue in those ever so awkward pauses. "I have Last First Clit - Kiss...(fuzz! what did I just say?! pretend it didn't happen, pretend you didn't say anything)...and...(just keep going, you can do it, keep talking)...Closer...(just get off the phone now, now, now!)...so just give me a call (spoken slowly and uncertain)"...yada yada yada. Hahahaha! Maybe I'm extremely juvenile, maybe I'm 16, but c'mon. It was funny. It still makes me laugh now. You don't get a mistake like this very often. This definitely made my day.
*Obviously not her/his real name...but right, who else would this be?