One of my biggest insecurities is that I think I look too young. I look like a kid. People don't believe me when I tell them how old I am. I get carded getting into wishy washy R rated movies like "Love Actually." It's ridiculous. And just when I thought I couldn't do anything else to make myself look younger...I get a retainer. What am I? 14? Jesus! Yeah. So this weekend, the good dentist gave me a retainer. I'm trying to fix my teeth and he says it'll take aboot 6 months...in which I will have to wear this thing all the time. All the time. The good doctor said so. My compromise is that I'll wear it at work, but not when I go out. It's like, are you kidding? If I were to go to a bar with a retainer in my mouth there is no way in hell they are going to think that that ID belongs to me! I have a hard time as it is! Anyhow, now I speak with a lisp and I definitely look 14. Huzzah.
Posted by Mollie Gamo at November 22, 2004 05:31 PM | TrackBack