Wimper, wimper. Strange things are happening here in the office. Too many changes...and I don't like them one bit. Everyone is leaving me. They're all moving upstairs...and I get to sit here, in my sad little cube, all by my lonesome self. Recess just won't be the same anymore. I have noone to run down the hall to to tell aboot the little drama in my life. I have noone down the hall to play practical jokes on anymore. I have noone down the hall to partake in special bevs with anymore. It's just me and Andrew now. It's going to be quiet, boring, and just plain square here on the 2nd floor of Thalberg now. There's noone to fuck with. Boo.
Even worse, someone has moved into my hall. This is MY HALL. It's always been my hall. Sure, there is that one woman who comes maybe once a week...but for the most part...this is my turf. But this new girl...ugh. I think I say everything in just saying she is one of those assistants. I'm talking the whole nine yards...plants a plenty, personalized desk gadgets...and get this...she's brewing her own coffee on her desk. What the fuck!? Who does that!?!?! Who does she think she is!?!? This is not cool. I am NOT okay with this. I don't like her...and it's only been a few hours. She even has her own radio at her desk. And guess what station it's on...mm hmm...that's right...the Wave. So wrong (shaking my head).
Why does there have to be so much change around here? And why am I not a part of any of it?! I hate change! Change sucks! Change blows! I know, I know. I'm being melodramatic aboot all this. But it really, really does suck. I know sometimes change can be really good...when all is so static, change can help spicen things up. But none of this change is for the better...at least not for me. And let's be real now...it's all about me. Let's face it. The real issue here is that I'm feeling left out. I hate to admit it, but it's true. Everyone is getting all these great new jigs and I'm stuck here, in my same cube, in my same job, doing the same thing. Pooh. I know it's not all that bad, but once again, I'm feeling a little out of the loop. (Wow, I'm sounding really pathetic right now.) I'm just sad that me friends are going away. Tear.
Posted by Mollie Gamo at December 20, 2004 11:06 AM | TrackBack