Nooo....not President Bush. And nooo.....not that bush either....well, actually....
Shake it off.
What I'm really talking about is REGGIE BUSH. He is the greatest. And last night he was on Letterman with the Top Ten.
Top Ten Perks Of Winning The Heisman Trophy
10. "Trophy can be used as ID at airports"
9. "Now when coach gives me pointers, I can say, 'And how many Heismans have you won?'"
8. "Lifetime supply of pigskin"
7. "Microchip in the trophy gets me through E-Z Pass"
6. "The trophy holds 10,000 songs"
5. "Now maybe someone on the team'll get a date besides pretty boy Matt Leinhart"
4. "Steinbrenner's trying to get me to sign with the Yankees"
3. "I now have the world's most valuable paperweight"
2. "Secret code for 'Madden NFL 2006' video game that lets me see John Madden naked"
1. "You're the only Bush with an approval rating over 40%"
REGGIE! REGGIE! REGGIE! Gosh, I love him.
reggie bush! only the greatest college football player. he's the running back for usc. he just won the heisman. he's A-MAZING. i luf him.
Posted by: molecule at December 15, 2005 01:00 PMwho the fuck is reggie bush?
Posted by: a.ro at December 14, 2005 02:52 PM