gamo*phi parade: Office Mollie

April 11, 2006

Office Mollie

I was annoying the hell out of Andrew today and this is how it played out...

INT.  ANDREW'S OFFICE - AFTERNOON
ANDREW (30s) is sitting at his desk typing away.  He and his chipper young co-worker MOLLIE (24) are having a discussion.  Mollie is obviously annoying Andrew. 

ANDREW
Is this what you're like with Nikki?
MOLLIE

What?  (Giggles a little.)  Like annoying?  (Giggles some more.)
ANDREW

I wonder what you're like with her.  I mean, are you Office Mollie with her?
MOLLIE

OFFICE MOLLIE!  What's Office Mollie like??!
ANDREW

(Thinks for a moment.)  Like a smart-ass joking shitball!  (Laughs uncontrollably like he just pinned the tail on the donkey.)

(CONTINUED)

That's right. He called me a "smart-ass joking shitball." Can you believe him! The nerve! Sad thing is I think he's right. I guess I kinda am. Yup...I am. Nikki just confirmed it. I guess I am Office Mollie with Nikki.

Posted by Mollie Gamo at April 11, 2006 03:05 PM | TrackBack

Comments

so I was reading on wikipedia that the fee for a first draft script on a $10M film is $150K?

put that standard script writing format to work girl!

Posted by: Lauren Matthews at April 13, 2006 01:50 PM

HAHAHAHA

so true, so true.

but there are many sides to our mollie... in addition to Office Mollie, there's Football Mollie, Driving Mollie, Bicycle Mollie, Vegas Mollie, Is-She-Really-Telling-The-Truth? Mollie, Family Mollie, 11-PM-Shower-Cleaning-Mollie, "Really, I'm Fine" Mollie, and, my personal favorite, Roommate Mollie. And, of course, there are many more.

Posted by: laurel Golden at April 12, 2006 10:11 AM